This is the story of fuckboy meets girl.

Ah, the dick pic. What better way to express your interest for someone than by sending them an ill-lit, poorly angled photograph of your genitalia? So, we decided to trace back the origins of the earliest dick pic and find out how it came to be:

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Leading this highly historically accurate* lesson is none other than critically-acclaimed,* Professor Mike Kellerman.*

*Not historically accurate.

*Not critically-acclaimed.

*Not a real professor.

Our story starts with Richard Dicky Jamenson, a civil war photographer and early fuckboy. Dicky first conceived the idea after getting greatly intoxicated and lusting after a woman which he described as "handsome."

And what better way to show his devotion than by preserving a photo of his member and sharing it with the object of his affection?

What's that you say? There are a multitude of better ways? Oh well, let's not get off topic.

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